Friday, January 21
 
at least it will clear up that annoying nose squeak
after not blogging for several weeks, it became a bit of a mental block: i had to find something ubercool for my re-entry onto the blog. well, either the news has gotten boring or else i have (i hope it's the former) - here's all i could come up with:

what's grosser than snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat? snorting a gelatinous mass of cocaine and WD40 off of a toilet seat.

i'm back, baby!