Tuesday, March 29
 
back in the kitchen, mom
with true spring (not to mention a wedding) right around the corner i shouldn't be eating pizza anyway, but if i do give into temptation i won't be doing it at pizza hut. their latest special: "Mom's Night Off", a delivery of pizza, breadsticks, soda, cups, plates and napkins. Basically everything a harried mother needs in order to serve her ungrateful and apparently incapable children and husband. why not "Cook's Night Off" or "Slack-In-The-Box" or any number of equally pithy but less sexist names?? call me hyper-sensitive, but it just rubbed me the wrong way. now if you'll pardon me, i must go lay out john's slippers by the front door and make sure his pipe is beside his chair before he gets home.