Wednesday, July 6
McDiddy
this report breaks the bizarre news that mcdonald's is shopping for a big-name designer to update the uniforms of their 300,000 american employees (including a "leaner, sportier look" for big ronald himself, who in my opinion really only needs to be ridded of his frumpy mom-hair). in the running: p. diddy's sean john label, tommy hilfiger, phat farm, and armani. no mention yet of kathy ireland or jaclyn smith, but it would only make sense.