Monday, July 18
pickup on aisle 5
has match.com let you down? your college roomate run out of losers to set you up with? why not try "singles night" at your local wal-mart? where could such a concept be created (and succeed)? where else: roanoke. now, now, put your pitchforks down - i am a 'noke girl born and raised - but you've just got to laugh at the thought of tying a red ribbon to your shopping cart and cruising the aisles in search of love.
(thanks, meredith!)