Wednesday, November 23
ho ho hoprah
oprah sucks. her 2005 list of "favorite things" (meant to send us all into a frenzy of oprah-endorsed holiday spending) came out this week, filled with stuff that only miss O could afford. among the expected diamond watches and designer clothes was a nod to the masses (otherwise known as her audience): a simple tin of popcorn. the kind you buy from your neighbor's kid when he's raising money for new band uniforms. but oprah's popcorn? $117. there better be a sweet prize at the bottom of that tin.